There is an ancient wax like thingy from way back in the last millenium called a ‘Long Play Record’ or LP in the ancient tongue. Kinda round and frisbee like - they have a tiny tiny hole in the center.

They were packaged in ‘Album Covers’ and on the back of it they featured ‘liner notes’. Ancient PR - way before the net, blogs, satellite radio and MTV, MTV1, MTV2,VH1 and videos in general.

During this Nick at Night TV Land era, before Rock and Roll was transformed into Rock, bands of Brit Cats ‘invaded’ the states with a wild, new sound that wiped clean and drew again the face of pop music.

Hot on the heels of the Moptops (who were alledgedly bigger than Baby Jesus) were a gang of 5 that are still around in name today - The Rolling Stones.

On one of their first ‘records’ the liner notes featured a crazy, cool rant by their manager - Andrew Loog Oldham. Appealing to the inherent ‘hooliganism’ of baby booming kids in the Great Satan these notes commanded the kids

“If you haven’t the money for this record, then knock a blind beggar on the head
and steal his money”

In a way, this could be applied (in jest y’all - that means teasing - harmless joshing) to the latest pub by Dr Fred Kaplan. (more…)